I’ve been holding out on you. Though it wasn’t intentional.
Remember Bitchin’ Sauce, the original version? Conceived 3.25 months ago. Well, she has a sister. And her name is Chipotle. It’s never good to play favorites, but she might just be mine. Her personality is bold and spicy. But she’s not the overbearing type. I think you’ll like her.
Ingredients
1 chipotle in adobe sauce, canned
1/4 c. onion
1 tsp. vinegar
Instructions
- Add the ingredients above to the Original Recipe.
- Blend.
- Enjoy over a Bitchin’ Bowl.
Side note: Sometimes my friend Genesis and I do Bitchin’ Sauce demonstrations during our lunch hour at work. It’s completely normal. In fact, I think we have found our true calling in life. Costco and the State Fair should be calling us any day now. It’s only a matter of time. The blenders are packed and the recipe is ready.

















My husband and I are a sucker for spicy food. Where can you buy the canned adobe sauce? I know of the powder but not the can.
I bought it at Whole Foods but I’ve seen it elsewhere. I think they usually keep it in the mexican food section.
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1) I still need to try your original bitchin’ sauce.
2) Then I’m trying your chipotle bitchin’ sauce.
3) My dad looooves saying, “bitchiiinnnnn,” like Steve Martin does in Father of the Bride.
I’m going to have to try this out! And, if you are doing demonstrations at work, I really think a video is in order. I would love to see this.
What a crack up – you should come to my work and do demonstrations
I love chipotle…I’m all over this bitchin sauce!
Love the spice of chipotle. And I second the call for a video!
I have to try it.
I’m all about recipes that call for three ingredients.
OMG. YES.
Pretty sure you could put “chipotle” before any edible item, and I’d like it more. This is certainly no exception.
Love this! You should really think about bottling and selling your sauce. Yumm!
Love, love, love this!
This sauce sounds delicious! I also love that you do demonstrations at work – simply amazing!
Hahaha, this made me laugh so much. I love chipotle. I eat it in chicken wraps all the time. Soooo delicious. I have to try making it myself now!
NEED this. Bowl food is my favourite thing ever. And sauce is the game changer in that situation for sure. Especially if it’s bitchin’.
First of all, I love the sound of this sauce. Secondly, how cute do you look in demo mode?? I could totally imagine drizzling some of this on tacos!
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I just made your bitchin’ sauce recipe after falling in love with the original on our last trip to the del mar farmers market. Anyhow, you nailed it. My hubby is eternally grateful for you!
I live in San Diego and buy this sauce every week at the Farmer’s Market in Pacific Beach. I’m excited to try and make this at home.
I wanna try the Bitchn sauce soo bad but I am allergic to almonds.
Bummer!! I can’t think of a substitution off the top of my head. Although you may be able to make it dairy based and add plain yogurt or sour cream for a similar flavor. Nix the water.