I’ve been holding out on you. Though it wasn’t intentional.

Remember Bitchin’ Sauce, the original version? Conceived 3.25 months ago. Well, she has a sister. And her name is Chipotle. It’s never good to play favorites, but she might just be mine. Her personality is bold and spicy. But she’s not the overbearing type. I think you’ll like her.

Bitchin’ Sauce—Chipotle

Yield: about 2 cups


1 chipotle in adobe sauce, canned
1/4 c. onion
1 tsp. vinegar


  1. Add the ingredients above to the Original Recipe.
  2. Blend.
  3. Enjoy over a Bitchin’ Bowl.

Side note: Sometimes my friend Genesis and I do Bitchin’ Sauce demonstrations during our lunch hour at work. It’s completely normal. In fact, I think we have found our true calling in life. Costco and the State Fair should be calling us any day now. It’s only a matter of time. The blenders are packed and the recipe is ready. 

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