Step away from the phone. Put down those coupons. Let’s talk through this.
What if I told you that you could make homemade pizza in less time than it takes the pizza man to deliver? Including the crust. Most definitely including the crust. And what if I told you it would taste a trillion times better? And amount to zero calories? Ok, the last part is not true.
Look no further than no-rise pizza crust. It’s a miracle. It’s too good to be true. But I promise it’s true. And it takes about 10 minutes to make, which will give you enough time to heat your oven, do a couple push-ups, oh, and cut up some veggies. Guys, this is a game changer. It’s gonna revolutionize dinner. From the mouth of the Men’s Warehouse dude—I guarantee it.
More importantly, though, this crust is firm. There’s nothing worse than picking up a slice of pizza only for it to fall limp before missing your starved mouth and crashing into your face. Not this miracle pizza crust. It’ll help you save face. So, have you put down the phone yet?