I’ve departed from my normal flour, butter, and sugar gig this week. I hope you don’t mind.

Confession: I’m a mexican food junkie, and I eat way too much guacamole. But I wasn’t always this way. Sadly, my unrefined childhood taste buds didn’t crave guac until I was in college. I lost a good 20 years of consumption. However, I think I’ve made up for it in the last six years. Thank goodness for its health benefits.

Every time I make guac, I think of my mom. She first introduced me to it with a recipe called—Game Day Guacamole. I can still see it peeking out of her overly stuffed light blue checked recipe box. Excuse me while I reminisce. The fact that food has the ability to conjure up vivid memories makes me love it even more.

I wish I could say that I still use the Game Day recipe, but I don’t. Being the hard-headed person that I am, I had to come up with my own recipe. I blame it on the artist in me. I’m like a dog marking its territory. I have to put my stamp on everything. Knowing how I am now, I can only imagine what I was like as a child. My apologies Mom and Dad. But lucky for you, I have perfected my recipe. At least to my liking. So go ahead, and give it a try.

The best thing about this recipe—it’s not a science. Precision isn’t a must. Taste as you go. Follow your gut. And put your own stamp on it, or not.

Guacamole
recipe from yours truly  

5 ripe avocados, peeled
1/4 c. chopped grape tomatoes
1/8 c. chopped red onion
2 garlic cloves, minced
1 tbsp. chopped fresh cilanto
1 1/2 tsp. cumin
half of a lime, squeezed
squirt of Sriracha
sea salt

1. Add avocados to a large bowl and mash. Click here for a peeling how-to.
2. Mix in tomatoes, onion, garlic, cilantro, cumin, and lime juice.
3. Add Sriracha and sea salt to taste.
4. Taste. Add more where you see fit. It’s usually salt or cumin for me.
5. Press plastic wrap on surface of guacamole. This will keep oxygen from creeping in and turning things brown before you serve it.

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7 Responses to Guacamole

  1. Love the guacamole! Come see some antlers I did over a year ago!

  2. gmk1219 says:

    love love love it! it’s what’s for dinner tonight :)

    • thefauxmartha says:

      Yum!! What else did you eat with it? Of course we know guac was the main dish ;)

      • gmk1219na says:

        IKR?? I feel kind of guilty because I ate most of the guac. Thom made grilled stuffed burritos to go along with!

        We had a pretty funny convo whilst eating dinner, too. I pronounced guacamole with the g…and Thom does without. {it just sounds funny to me pronouncing it with the w} He even looked up the pronunciation online to show me how wrong I was. lol

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  5. Florheras says:

    the guacamole from México its made just with avocado, garlic, salt , half lemon and cilantro. Just delicious!

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